elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
it all depends on how hot the juice is and how many times you hit their genitals beforehand
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Jesus H. Christ in heaven, i need to get me a team Night Shades shirt
it will go perfectly with my Undercity Gravediggers one 8)
they should do a poison one, my mukk is a boss XD
If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”
I’m gonna tell so many people to do this XDD
its called fashion look it up.
and on the third day, Notch said “let there be minecraft” and everything became blocky, and it was good
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what Now I’m taking advice from a fucking cookie?
therandomthoughtsofapeculiargirl:
Yeah well the animals are disturbing me
I wonder what steve Erwin read on one of lose fine specimens XD
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Without a doubt. Like a friggin baby.
still hurts
i am right now. I just watched all the Alpha!Kids die…
Coyote Stark… & Will Smith’s German Shepherd…
I cried writing two of my characters deaths XD
