if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
it all depends on how hot the juice is and how many times you hit their genitals beforehand
Cosmo sex tip #309
If he makes you cum, whisper in his ear ” 10 points for Gryffindor”
I’m gonna tell so many people to do this XDD
its called fashion look it up.
and on the third day, Notch said “let there be minecraft” and everything became blocky, and it was good
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
What the fuck?!
Nope. Someone stop the planet. I want off.
I’m pretty sure korn made a song called evolution about this retardation